This time last year I stood in front of 80 people, made a fool of myself, cracked a terrible pun and somehow was elected as RAG secretary. In case you were wondering, there are three important things in secretarial work: reading, writing and typing. If you can do all three, you’ve nailed the criteria. It has honestly been the best thing I’ve done at Uni; organising meetings, booking rooms, writing punny emails, taking minutes and just generally being the driving force behind EVERYTHING that goes on at RAG. With such highlights as accidently booking a room for 200 people and watching videos of the Shrek films but without Shrek, it’s been a crackin’ role to undertake. If you want to become RAG secretary, make sure that your puns are on point, that you’re brimming to burst with banter, and if you want to continue the trend make sure you’re under 5”5.